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On Hwa Chong:

Student life in Hwa Chong can be classified into three main groups, the three being Alive, Asleep and Dead, which are further divided into many more subsections. It is generally the preference of the administration for students to be largely in the first group, in which:

-Students wear shorts so high that their kneecaps are constantly under the assault of the relentless wind.
-High socks, shaving of legs, taking baths together to save water and pulling of pants as high as they can go are part and parcel of school life.
-Every morning, the school will assemble to bow 99 times to a giant portrait of Shindig Coitus and be reminded of how great The Party is.
-Physical Education (PE) lessons consist of bowing to the same portrait another 368 times.
-They also bow to the mysterious waste paper statue outside the clock tower whenever they pass. As a result of a family of particularly violent snails taking residence within the statue, it has recently been removed to the School Community Libary and Outhouse.
Students who try to save money by shortening their socks are compelled to waste more money buying socks with more material and throwing away those nice cost-saving socks

The school itself is situated on a hill, overlooking the school field and an artist's impression of an overweight horse, and houses a couple of farmhouses, a dilapidated shack and a clocktower. The clocktower is an ancient relic, dating back to the black ages, and looks nothing like a tower. Constructed the previous year, much to the chagrin of the administration who, unable to go into the sun, were hapless against the grim hands of fate, it vaguely resembles Harrison Ford if Harrison Ford were a clocktower.